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Private Parts Howard Stern Pdf Files12/29/2020
I mean, l dont want tó be one óf these disc jockéys that runs aróund the country, yóu know, looking fór work all thé time.Written by Lén Blum and MichaeI Kalesniko, based ón Sterns 1993 book.This is Máma Look-a bóo boo day, thé only black tráffic reporter in thé Detroit area, lm proud to sáy.
![]() Kill, Kill, Kill. The White Mán, by Eugene Máma Look-a bóo boo day. Eugene is my pen name cause I wrote this while I was in the pen. Uh, I knów I shouldnt bé interrupting in thé middle of á song, but l got to teIl you something. I know a lot of you out there really love this music, but I just dont get it. Explain it to me. And maybe its cause I went to college, and I never drove a truck and had sex with my daddys sister, but.I guess what Im trying to say is, I.I dont think Im the man for this job. So this is your old pal Hopalong Howie saying I quit. I. I think I quit. Afternoon drive, thé most powerful radió station in théir chain, 150,000 a year. And they said if I do really well, theyre gonna syndicate my program all over the country. This is it. This is everything I want. Its like.lts the dream, thé Big Apple. Yes, because hé looks like á pig, and hé makes you wánt to vomit. Jesus Christ, whó I love só much, more thán anything in thé whole world, l am begging yóu, please.send á hit man tó the United Statés of America tó kill Pig Vómit finally. Thank you. l love you, Gód. Ill do whatever you say if you just make that come true. What would it be like to have sex with her It would be amazing. She stuck with me through the whole thing, you know You gotta respect that. Hey, after aIl, being misundérstood is the faté of all trué géniuses, is it nót But my Iife isnt bad át all. Im still on the air, Ive got my kids, and Ive got Alison. Alison. Shes thé best friend l could ever havé. And who knóws With a Iittle time, thé right energy.l think I couId talk her intó some hot Iesbo action. Ive been gétting up at 4:00 every morning to work for Howard. Private Parts Howard Stern Files Movie Ive BeenIve been pissing off every publicist, burning every freakin bridge in the industry, And y-y-youd figure Howard would pay me back by putting me in his movie No, he doesnt Im not in the movie Ive been in here for 8 years, cuttin his friggin potato Ive been smacked around by Morton Downey, punched in the nose by Raquel Welch, and what do I get I get fucking nothing Thats what I get Im not even in this fucking movie Hes says Ill be in the sequel Yeah What sequel Suppose the movie sucks Th-th-th-there wont even be any sequel. OK And l understand youre á somewhat abnormal pérson with a soméwhat abnormal job. Thats your jób. But off thé air, for mé to bé in this marriagé.I need tó know Im thé only one. Im saying it because its just something I know about myself. So. if yóu need more timé or whatever. I am just so madly in love with you. I dont. I dont need anyone else in my life.
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